help on the way

this is what im talking about people. the first ever question to the as yet unnamed column

thank you.

thank you.

thank you.

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Date: Dec 26, 2006 6:04 AM
Subject: cooking column

Dear Ank,

I am trapped in the land of sandwiches, bangers and mash, and flat cask
ales. Every day the sky explores  yet another uniform shade of grey while my
skin continues to approach the shade of white only the purest of lillies can
display. The only thing I can look up to is a surprisingly good tasting
organic carrot readily available in the grocery stores. What can I prepare
in this land that can bring the sunshine to my soul and reunite the Beatles
on earth?

Scott